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The XX - Heart Skipped a Beat
(Source: whoopiwhoopi)
I was just in the shower laughing to myself about my guyish/manish tendencies I secretly have at home when my boyfriend is not around. For instance, on this day off I have put off taking a shower till noon, watched porn, and played with his Playstation…and then a moth in the bathroom window flies at me and I’m flailing around and screaming like a bitch as if someone has just thrown acid on me.
(Source: merzidith)
It’s very annoying to me that The Black Keys are on tour and are coming absoulutely NO WHERE NEAR ME. Hey dildos, you have fans in the south!!!! Geez, you can’t even come to Louisiana or Georgia ?!?!?!
Didn’t ‘blues rock’ pretty much start in Louisiana?! A-holes.
(Source: gloomysundays)
Oh, great, another celebrity hospitalized for “exhaustion” Which I think is code for I can’t handle drugs and went overboard on the cocaine, pills, and alcohol last night.
I have partied prettty freaking hard in my life, on multiple drugs at the same time, I have even been on some 3 day binges(or benders, whatever you call them), which makes me wonder if I have ever been to the point of needing to be hospitalized for ‘exhaustion’ but instead I laid on the couch/in bed in pajamas all day with some greasy ass fast food and bottle of ibuprofen, still smelling like whatever bar I went to the night before….. Hey celebrity people, that’s all you really have to do… oh and drink plenty of fluids! I should be a doctor.
(Source: pusheen)
Boots and treats
My lunch looked so pretty today, so I took a picture, and yes, I’m one of those annoying bitches who takes pictures of food :)
Here’s what’s rolled up in that bitch-
Thinly sliced Boar’s Head Cajun Turkey
Sliced Roma Tomato
Baby Romaine
1/2 Sliced Avocado
1 Tsp. of Boar’s Head Pepperhouse Gourmaise, but when I was eating it I was thinking Dijon or honey mustard would be better instead!
Shredded Italian 6-cheese blend
Black Pepper
Multi-Grain Tortilla, warmed
It was amazeballs!
I also had one Apple Market Oatmeal Cookie and some Horizon Fat Free Milk.
&& Hopefully soon I’ll be getting my ‘sexy’ back and post pictures of myself instead of my food :)
There was a blind girl that hated herself because she was blind. She hated everyone except her loving boyfriend. He was always there for her. She told her boyfriend, “If I could see the world, I’d marry you”. One day someone donated a pair of eyes to her. When the bandages came off, she was able to see everything, including her boyfriend. He asked her, “Now that you can see the world, will you marry me?” The girl looked at her boyfriend and saw that he was blind. The sight of his closed eyelids shocked her. She hadn’t expected that. The thought of looking at him for the rest of her life led her to refuse to marry him. Her boyfriend left her in tears and days later wrote a note to her saying; “Take good care of your eyes, my dear, for before they were yours, they were mine.” This is how the human brain often works when our status changes. Only a very few remember what our life was like before, and who was always by their side in the most painful situations. Today before you say an unkind word – Think of someone who cant speak. Before you complain about the taste of your food -Think of someone who has nothing to eat. Before you complain about your husband or wife – Think of someone who’s crying out to GOD for a companion. Today before you complain about life – Think of someone who went too early to heaven. Before you complain about your children – Think of someone who desires children but they are barren. Before you argue about your dirty house someone didn’t clean or sweep – Think of the people who are living in the streets. Before whining about the distance you drive -Think of someone who walks the same distance with their feet. And when you are tired and complain about your job – Think of the unemployed, the disabled, and those who wish they had your job. But before you think of pointing the finger or condemning another -Remember that not one of us is without sin and we all answer to one MAKER. And when depressing thoughts seem to get you down – put a smile on your face and thank GOD you’re alive!
Ugh, dammit dammit dammit.
I hate when you have a really great dream and then wake up disappointed that it’s not reality. I should be happy I had such a great dream and not some horrid nightmare, but I think it really just ruined my day.
Tagged as:
dream,
I have a drug test this morning at Quest Diagnostics.
Please pray for my stressed out lil ass :)
Oh & I’m pretty sure I’m losing sight in my left eye, slowly but surely, it’s happening kids! I know I’m going to end up blind and/or deaf when I get older. I am constantly saying ‘what?’ because my hearing is shit, I’ve always had problems with my eyes & ears growing up, so I just know that they are going to take a shit on me when I’m older, It’s really scary to think about. I’d rather go blind if I had to choose though, I’ve seen some beautiful shit and I feel lucky for that, but if I never hear John’s voice or music again, I’d be heartbroken for sure. I’m going to start doing some preventative maitenance for this.
I’m limiting myself to one hour a day on the computer, I’m still not quite clear if my phone counts or not, Hahaha! I’m also going to do some puzzles and brain excercises, I’ll probably hit up Ever’mans for that old people eye medicine those old bag o’ bones were always buying up when I used to work there. For the ears, I’m not really sure what I can do, but I’m going to do some heavy research on this, it might take me forever since I only have one hour a day to be on the computer! HAHAHA I may be deaf before I find out what to do, oh geezz. Okay, maybe that’s not funny.
I must get ready and head to the lab. Wish me luck bitches !
xox
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drug test,
I’m waiting on my background check results to come back for my(hopefully) new job. The only thing on there I’m worried about is a Battery charge I caught about 5 years ago, which is a misdemeanor. Ugh, stupid stupid stupid shit! Hopefully they understand that I have changed and that everyone makes some kind of stupid decision when they are young.
What a crazy emotional morning!
AHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK!!!!!!!!
WHY MUST THIS SHIT TAKE THREE DAYS TO GET RESULTS BACK!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!
After that is complete, I’ll be sent to do a drug test at a lab, which also takes 3-5 days to get your results back.
