February 2012
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January 2012
18 posts
I was just in the shower laughing to myself about my guyish/manish tendencies I secretly have at home when my boyfriend is not around. For instance, on this day off I have put off taking a shower till noon, watched porn, and played with his Playstation…and then a moth in the bathroom window flies at me and I’m flailing around and screaming like a bitch as if someone has just thrown...
It’s very annoying to me that The Black Keys are on tour and are coming absoulutely NO WHERE NEAR ME. Hey dildos, you have fans in the south!!!! Geez, you can’t even come to Louisiana or Georgia ?!?!?!
Didn’t ‘blues rock’ pretty much start in Louisiana?! A-holes.
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Oh, great, another celebrity hospitalized for “exhaustion” Which I think is code for I can’t handle drugs and went overboard on the cocaine, pills, and alcohol last night.
I have partied prettty freaking hard in my life, on multiple drugs at the same time, I have even been on some 3 day binges(or benders, whatever you call them), which makes me wonder if I have ever been to...
My lunch looked so pretty today, so I took a picture, and yes, I’m one of those annoying bitches who takes pictures of food :)
Here’s what’s rolled up in that bitch-
Thinly sliced Boar’s Head Cajun Turkey
Sliced Roma Tomato
Baby Romaine
1/2 Sliced Avocado
1 Tsp. of Boar’s Head Pepperhouse Gourmaise, but when I was eating it I was thinking Dijon or honey...
There was a blind girl that hated herself because she was blind. She hated everyone except her loving boyfriend. He was always there for her. She told her boyfriend, “If I could see the world, I’d marry you”. One day someone donated a pair of eyes to her. When the bandages came off, she was able to see everything, including her boyfriend. He asked her, “Now that you can see the world, will you...
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Ugh, dammit dammit dammit.
I hate when you have a really great dream and then wake up disappointed that it’s not reality. I should be happy I had such a great dream and not some horrid nightmare, but I think it really just ruined my day.
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I have a drug test this morning at Quest Diagnostics.
Please pray for my stressed out lil ass :)
Oh & I’m pretty sure I’m losing sight in my left eye, slowly but surely, it’s happening kids! I know I’m going to end up blind and/or deaf when I get older. I am constantly saying ‘what?’ because my hearing is shit, I’ve always had problems with my...
I’m waiting on my background check results to come back for my(hopefully) new job. The only thing on there I’m worried about is a Battery charge I caught about 5 years ago, which is a misdemeanor. Ugh, stupid stupid stupid shit! Hopefully they understand that I have changed and that everyone makes some kind of stupid decision when they are young.
What a crazy emotional morning!
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I don’t know why I thought it would be a great idea to do a drunk bike ride to The Ticket and McGuire’s in the freezing cold to sit at the bar for 6-7 hours and try to rid my hangover from the night before’s shenanigans. Riding home at 1 am was so horrible, all I could do is laugh deliriously to keep warm. My legs are killing me and my body is exhausted!! Definitely resting up...
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Yesterday, some asshole at one of my tables left this nifty little surprise for me, it was not a tip for me & yes he paid his bill with this..
FUCK YOU!
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So, Alabama won the BCS Championship game last night BLAH BLAH BLAH whatever who gives!!
I suppose all that I will hear for the next few months is nothing but these backwoods hillbilly rednecks saying ‘Roll Tide’ in their sexiest trailer park accents.. What-ever-the-fuck-that-means!
I was stuck watching the game last night because unfortunately, my boyfriend has a tiny speck of...
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December 2011
15 posts
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Shopppppppppingggggggggg makes me smileeeeeeeeeeee :))))
I managed to weasel my way out of work today AND I have my shift picked up for tonight, so now I can shop allll day which makes me so happy happy happy!
I also get to celebrate my friend Chandler’s birthday tonight.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHANDLER!!!! :))))
This is Chandler and his beautiful woman Melissa! They are some wonderful...
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A PHOTO OF ME HOLDING SWEET BABY JACE FROM A WHILE BACK……THIS WAS WHEN I WAS SCARED OF BABIES, HAHA! I WAS SO NERVOUS ABOUT FEEDING HIM OR EVEN HOLDING HIM FOR THAT MATTER, BUT IT WASN’T SO BAD, AND THE SWEET LOOK ON HIS FACE MADE MY HEART MELT, HE JUST STARED UP AT ME THE WHOLE TIME. HE’S MUCH BIGGER NOW, IT’S CRAZY HOW FAST BABIES GROW!
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SO, TUMBLR IS REALLY TICKING ME OFF THIS MORNING!!!!!!!!!!! ARGHHH!
I can’t log in from my phone to update my blog, which is what I want to do because I’m on the go…kind of….sort of. I know it sounds stupid since I am currently updating from the T.V. in my living room, I should be getting ready for work..but I have a long awesome bloggity blog I wanted to blog, damn it...
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I went to the grocery store really high last night, which I thought would be a great idea, but nope!
I was looking like a hot mess and I felt like it was pretty obvious that I was high off my ass, like it was written all over my face. I went for just a quick trip though so I wasn’t really worried, I made my short list in my head before I went in so I can get in, and get out..(that’s...
Recently, I got DirectTv and have been exposed (again!) to the wonderful world of fighting wino and botox infused housewives, aka, Bravo TV. These bitches be crazy! It’s been a minute since I’ve watched any Real Housewives action….like a year and a half maybe, so the whole ‘Beverly Hills’ one is pretty new to me. The whole season of Beverly Hills has been looping on...
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This makes me happy :)
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Today is freaking cold. I don’t understand how people who live in the northern snow regions ever get anything done. It’s thirty-freaking-eight degrees here in the good ole Sunshine State, there is no snow here but I don’t even want to open the front door, let alone look out of the windows because it’s freezing just standing next to them. I definitely am not looking forward...
According to my Facebook newsfeed everyone and their mother is pregnant and/or having babies….
That’s nice and all, and good for you, but I really don’t want to hear about your bloody show and how you’re not in labor yet, or how you’re gassy and constantly throwing up and bleeding, or how much sex you’re having to get that fetus out of there, or that your kid...
November 2011
16 posts
I wonder if I’m the only one who goes to bed drunk in work clothes so there’s one less step to take in the morning when I’m hungover…hmmmm.
UGH! I freaking hate Tallahassee highway patrol.
I was pulled over a few months ago in Tallahassee, I paid my ticket like a good citizen and elected to take the boring ass traffic school so I can avoid points against my driving record…yadda yadda yadda
butttttttt of course I forget all about taking the online class before the date I was supposed to. Whoopsies!
I received a...
It’s Monday, and you know what that means? Gossip Girl comes on tonight!!!!! :))
He’s not perfect, You aren’t either, and the two of you will never be perfect. But if he can make you laugh at least once, causes you to think twice, and if he admits to being human and making mistakes, hold onto him and give him the most you can. He isn’t going to quote poetry, he’s not thinking about you every moment, but he will give you a part of him that he knows...
I’m on the ‘nice’ list, so….
Haha ;)
IT’S MAN-DIME TIMEEEEE BITCHES!!!! Enjoy yourselves.
Joshua Bowman-Is a hottie in the new show ‘Revenge’, which I am totally obsessed with right now.
Marlon Teixeira-My favorite Brazilian male model. Just google image search him, gaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh so much hotness all over my computer screen!!!
Oh, hey there!
Ryan Sheckler-Does anyone remember him...
It’s extremely depressing how quickly winter is approaching. I totally wish I could rewind this year back to spring and relive it all over again….
I reeeeeeally miss summer… South Beach, Key West, lazy pool days, crazy pool days, drunken times on the boats, snorkelling, partying on the sailboat, dying from a heatstroke, paddle boarding, riding my bicycle on the beach in a...
I’m on day five of sobriety and last night was the first night of actual normal sleep I’ve had in five days, no withdraws, no staring at the ceiling, no restlessness. It felt absolutely amazing, I woke up so refreshed and energized and I was in such a wonderful mood..until I got to work, which usually happens anyway so there’s really no surprise there. Also, I’ve noticed...
