According to my Facebook newsfeed everyone and their mother is pregnant and/or having babies….
That’s nice and all, and good for you, but I really don’t want to hear about your bloody show and how you’re not in labor yet, or how you’re gassy and constantly throwing up and bleeding, or how much sex you’re having to get that fetus out of there, or that your kid has discovered how to take his diaper off and fondle his poop… I’m pretty sure a lot of people on your friends list are with me on this…but
It’s gross, I don’t want to log on to Facebook and learn about your pregnant vagina and farts. It’s just way too much information, do you really think the people in Facebook land want to hear this shit?!! Guess what? They don’t. I am probably coming off as a bitch because I don’t have kids yadda yadda, but even if I had some shit fondling kids I’m not writing a status about it, nor do I want to read one about it.
While I’m on a roll here about babies, I wish my boyfriend’s mother would stop harassing me every five minutes about having kids. Lady, I’m sorry but It’s not happening, I’m not planning on it, and I’m not even married or financially stable! You already have an grandchild anyway. On top of all that, I like my freedom and ALCOHOL… if I feel like pounding vodka sodas at 11AM and starting a day drinking marathon, I CAN DO IT!!!!!!! WHY?! Because I’m not pregnant or taking care of crying babies. I like that I can pretty much do whatever I want, whenever I want. I can pick up and leave and not worry about a thing. I don’t have the nicest figure at the moment either, can you imagine what I would look like if I had a baby. It’s so disturbing, I don’t even want to think about it.
All this talk about alcohol is making me thirsty
Cheers!
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