Recently, I got DirectTv and have been exposed (again!) to the wonderful world of fighting wino and botox infused housewives, aka, Bravo TV. These bitches be crazy! It’s been a minute since I’ve watched any Real Housewives action….like a year and a half maybe, so the whole ‘Beverly Hills’ one is pretty new to me. The whole season of Beverly Hills has been looping on bravo so I’ve done some catching up, sort of, so forgive me if I’m wrong about them. Adrienne, I kind of like her, no one fucks with her and she seems pretty real, besides the wacky shit done to her face but that’s with all of them. Kyle is just a crazy control-freak I don’t even know what else to say about her, except she likes busting out in splits at parties and doing that koo koo Egyptian head wiggle thing, not even sure, but whatever. Brandi likes to let everyone know she doesn’t own a bra. Hello Nipples! Taylor wants everyone to feel sorry for her, we get it, you’re going through a lot this year, woopty doo, so is everyone else! Lisa VANDERPUMP, I like saying her name hahaha…but she just needs to get back in that coffin, ole bag o’ bones! I feel bad for her husband, he’s like an accessory to her, like a handbag or something and apparently she never sleeps with him, poor guy! Camille just I don’t really know what to say about her, She seems really calm most of the time. Like she’s on some tranquillizers or something. I’m too busy getting over the fact that she was married to Fraiser once and they may have had sex, that’s just disgusting, you are way too hot for him girl! I have saved the best for last! KIM!!!! I have many things to say about this woman, but I will let the pictures do the talking.. enjoy!
Does anyone else think that her boyfriend looks like a snapping turtle? Or Spike from ‘Land Before Time’??
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