I went to the grocery store really high last night, which I thought would be a great idea, but nope!
I was looking like a hot mess and I felt like it was pretty obvious that I was high off my ass, like it was written all over my face. I went for just a quick trip though so I wasn’t really worried, I made my short list in my head before I went in so I can get in, and get out..(that’s what she said…) haha.
Anyways I’m walking down the aisle and spotted someone I knew from back in the day. I did this little number-
Of course right as I saw him he noticed me, I had no chance to bolt dammit! He walks towards me and I’m like now I have to actually talk to this guy, and I’m just thinking ’Why can’t I have invisible powers?!’ or ‘Why can’t the fire alarm go off?!’ or ‘Why can’t my boyfriend be here to scare him away?’ I think a lot when I’m high, my brain never shuts off…
Anyway, It’s really awkward having to conversate with someone you haven’t seen in 7-8 years. Like nothing really interesting has happened to me so what exactly am I supposed to talk to you about? I haven’t gotten married, I have no kids, I don’t have a kick-ass career, or those invisible super powers. Am I supposed to be like “Hey, yea I’m still getting fucked up, look at me I’m so high at the grocery store hahaha weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, nothings changed here! Oh yeah, and I got fatter, well Bye now!”
I really hate moments like that.
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