So, Alabama won the BCS Championship game last night BLAH BLAH BLAH whatever who gives!!
I suppose all that I will hear for the next few months is nothing but these backwoods hillbilly rednecks saying ‘Roll Tide’ in their sexiest trailer park accents.. What-ever-the-fuck-that-means!
I was stuck watching the game last night because unfortunately, my boyfriend has a tiny speck of rednecky-ness in his blood, so I decided to make fun of it and create a drinking game ten minutes before the game.
I don’t know much about either teams so I was frantically Googling (is that a word now?) ..and with some info from Google, these are the rules I came up with-
“Bama Bangs” is one of my personal favorites, here is a sample of what “bama bangs” are if you don’t know-
Most of these rules suck, I know this..but I can tell you I pretty much got schnackered by the Honey Badger reference alone. That and how many times New Orleans/Superdome was said. I kept wanting to add rules as we went along in the game because of my boredom and how quickly my beer was getting warm, but we had limited alcohol supplies and my boyfriend wasn’t for it. BOOOOOO to you, John!
Anyway, today was supposed to be a productive day, but with this crap ass weather I’m moving pretty slowly. I wanted to start my morning off with touching up my roots since they look extra super trashy. I mixed my chemical shit together, laid out my supplies, sectioned my hair off and realized that I had torn my reusable gloves during my last colouring (I feel so fancy when I put a ‘u’ in ‘color’ COLOURRRRR!!!). So, I’m pretty much shit out of luck for now and must drive across town to the beauty supply store just for some damn gloves looking like a damn greasy root showin’ hoe. Oh fuck my life!
Oh, and she has sexy hair…I want coconut water now.
I like her hair too! Mine will never look like this, ughhhhh!
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